Off the Hook (ft. Paruko) – SiIvaGunner: King for Another Day Tournament MOJO!!

*On top of the roof at the Gaylord Hotel which has been decked out with a dancefloor, bar, and multiple places to lounge. Almost all of the contestants and a few guests are standing in front of an empty stage.*

Adam Levine

So, the hell are we standing around here for again?

Geno

Meowth requested all of us to be here Mr. Levine, don’t you remember?

Adam Levine

Oh yeah… well, the cat better hurry the hell up. I’m freezing up here.

Pharrell Williams

Hey, don’t worry Adam. I bet that cat’s getting everything in order, he’ll be out soon!

Pitbull

Excuse me, Mr. Williams… Is it just me, or do your team members appear to be missing?

Pharrell Williams

Oh yeah, they seem to have vanished… where did they go?

*Before anyone can say anything else, Meowth and HyperCam appear on stage.* Continue reading

What Nintendidn’t

News Posted on December 30, 2019

*A conference room in the Gaylord Hotel, before the semifinals.*

Bill Trinen

Alright everyone, Reggie will be here any second!

Wario

Waaaaaah, we already waited here long enough! You still have any donuts for the wait, stinky?

Geno

I do not think it is wise to ask this question to Mr. Trinen. It may lead to another circular argument.

Bill Trinen

Thank you, Geno, but I’ll let it slide for this one. Besides, you already ate them all, Wario.

Wario

WHAAAAAT?

An Evening Between Girls

News Posted on December 30, 2019January 19, 2020

*The Gaylord Hotel’s night bar, before the semifinals. Mariya is sitting in a chair with a glass of wine.*

???

Hello, Ms. Mariya! May I join you?

Mariya Takeuchi

Hm?

*Mariya looks up and sees Hakuko.*

Mariya Takeuchi

Oh, hello! You’re the rhythm girl, aren’t you? I hear you’ve had a bit of a rocky path this tournament!

Hakuko

Haha, I suppose so! My name is Hakuko, nice to meet you!

Mariya Takeuchi

Hakuko? Such a lovely and fitting name for a girl all about rhythm!

Hakuko

Thank you, Ms. Mariya, you have a beautiful name too!

Star Gazing

News Posted on December 11, 2019December 28, 2019

*Curly returns to her room after looking around for Quote. She decides to lay down on a nearby chair.*

Curly Brace

Hmm… Wonder where Quote is, I haven’t seen him since last night…

*The door to the room opens and Quote steps inside.*

Curly Brace

Quote!! Where have you been?! I was starting to get worried!!

Quote

…

Curly Brace

So, are you ready to go see the others by the studio for the nightwatch?

Me Likey the Boom Boom

News Posted on December 11, 2019December 11, 2019

Beat

This thing is kick-ass!

Gum

Careful you don’t bust on that grind, dude! This thing’s huge!

Metal Ajit Pai

You goons get off of me this instant! This mecha costs more than your combined yearly salaries!

Beat

Shut up, boomer!

Yoyo

Ha! I get it! Cause he makey the boom-boom when he stomps!

*Beat, Yo-Yo, and Gum are grinding their rollerskates up and down Ajit’s mecha. Ajit tries to shoo them off unsuccessfully. Professor K sees the commotion from a distance and rushes up.*

DJ Professor K

What the hell? Is that who I think- ! What the HELL!?!?!? Y’all got your asses on the wrong continent!!!!

Dinner Under Pressure

News Posted on December 8, 2019December 10, 2019

*The dining hall.*

Solid Snake

…what is this?

Pitbull

Creepy pasta!

Eminem

What’s with the spooky theme? Is it fuckin’ Halloween now or somethin’?

Elmo

No, silly! It’s pasta day!

Jack Black

Hey, watch your language…

Elmo

Huh? Silly isn’t a bad word, Mr. Black!

Jack Black

…You’re right Elmo, my bad! Silly is an okay word to use… unlike some other words…

Eminem

…

First Round Losers’ Support Group

News Posted on December 5, 2019December 5, 2019

*Curly walks into the meeting room, holding Quote’s hand in tow. Marina, Pearl, Paruko, Agent J, Geno, Pitbull, and Eminem are already settled in.*

Quote

… [You feel content.]

Curly Brace

Hiya, guys! Are we late?

Marina

Oh, not at all, we were just about to start.

Party’s Over… ~ A Heart-To-Heart with Off the Hook

News » Interviews Posted on December 2, 2019December 2, 2019

*Pearl is lying on a bean bag chair in the dressing room face-down. Marina walks in.*

Marina

Knock knock…

Pearl

[muffled] What do you waaant…

Marina

Just wanted to check in. You okay?

Pearl

[muffled] Nooooooo…

Marina

[sigh] I know, Pearlie… it’s hard for me too. I guess we just lost the following after last time, huh?

Pearl

…

*Marina kneels by Pearl’s side. Pearl turns over to look at her.*

Marina

You’re honestly starting to worry me. You’re usually never this quiet.

Pearl

…Why even bother? Why do I need to put in the energy to be angry? Why should I put in the energy to do ANYTHING anymore? 2nd place, 32nd place… it’s all the same JUNK! All our efforts up to this point, for what… NOTHING!

Marina

That’s not a healthy way of thinking, Pearlie… Do you have any idea how many people we make happy by just BEING in this tournament?

Pearl

Do you have any idea how many MORE people hate our stinking guts because of everything we’ve done so far? People have been rooting for us to lose this whole time just because we came in 2nd last time! We’re Public Enemy Number One of the tournament, and look where it got us!

A Slipper-hee Allegiance – Jack Bros. and King Dedede Reinterview

News » Interviews Posted on November 28, 2019November 28, 2019

King Dedede

What do ya mean they aren’t here yet?

Meowth

What I mean is what I’m saying! The Jack Bros. aren’t here yet, and the interview was supposed to start 15 minutes ago! We told them to be here on time!

*Escargoon slides into the interview room, panicked.*

Escargoon

Sire, I found them!