JET SET RADIOOOO! Ha ha! Comin’ right back at ya live with my man, er, penguin friend, King Dedede!
Well, ya know, it was getting pretty stuffy in my ship. Escargoon, put “Get a bigger ship” on the To-Do List.
Yes, your Majesty.
No need to worry ‘bout that! There’s plenty of room here in the good ol’ JSR HQ for you and your snail friend.
It is very nice to be here.
Thomas, je les ai trouvés.
Parfait. Alright, everyone, are you ready?
Follow us, but don’t make any noise!
Understood!
…What are we doing again?
I’m not sure exactly, just follow along!
I’ll be as sneaky as a mouse!
The squid girls just started jammin’ on the decks, that’ll be easier!
So, may I finally know what this ridiculous charade is about?
Shhhh, da-don!
(」・ω・)」うー！(／・ω・)／にゃー！
WRRRRRRRRRRR
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRight! That’s the way!
YOU SHOWED ME THE WAY.
*clank clank clank clank clank clank*
*CLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANK*
Ha ha ha… blimey, I never thought it’d be this fun havin’ a mate to make the meals with. You’re a bloody goofball, you know?
YEAH… THIS IS A LOT MORE FUN THAN I WAS EXPECTING.
Alright everyone, Reggie will be here any second!
Waaaaaah, we already waited here long enough! You still have any donuts for the wait, stinky?
I do not think it is wise to ask this question to Mr. Trinen. It may lead to another circular argument.
Thank you, Geno, but I’ll let it slide for this one. Besides, you already ate them all, Wario.
WHAAAAAT?
Ah, whadda wonderful pick me up… Escagoon! Remind me who thought of dat idea to get a whole buncha bananas? Such a terrific idea!
It was… um… Donkey Kong, your honor. He kept going on about how wonderful bananas are, don’t you remember? But my lord, was it really necessary to leave all of the peels in the-
The big monkey? Hmmm, maybe he deserves a place in mah kingdom as a-
Huh? Whos callin’ me Big Bird?
He wasn’t alone.
They are not my friends…
Heh… it seems like I overdid it last night…
Grrrn, can ya believe it Escargoon?! Beaten by some stupid skeleton outta nowhere… that was so much more humiliatin’ compared to last time!
With all due respect, your majesty, this battle was still very close. You did a great fight, worthy of a dict- um, of a true king!
Hey, Dedede, it looks like we both got taken out by the pale ones, heh? *laughs*
OH MY GOD, I CAN’T BELIEVE I WON!! NOT TO MENTION, I EVEN MADE SOME NEW FRIENDS!
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Yeah! It’s great that even though you two went against each other, we can still be friends!
SPEAKING OF WHICH, DO YOU KNOW WHO I’M GOING AGAINST NEXT?
Oh, sure! You’ll be up against King Dedede!
“hey guys, hobart is out of commission for the time being, so there’s gonna be a little food shortage for a bit. just wait until hobart is back in a few >:3]”
Huh? This is startin’ to look like a problem, Escargoon…
What do ya mean they aren’t here yet?
What I mean is what I’m saying! The Jack Bros. aren’t here yet, and the interview was supposed to start 15 minutes ago! We told them to be here on time!
Sire, I found them!
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