Meowth – SiIvaGunner: King for Another Day Tournament MOJO!!

*On top of the roof at the Gaylord Hotel which has been decked out with a dancefloor, bar, and multiple places to lounge. Almost all of the contestants and a few guests are standing in front of an empty stage.*

Adam Levine

So, the hell are we standing around here for again?

Geno

Meowth requested all of us to be here Mr. Levine, don’t you remember?

Adam Levine

Oh yeah… well, the cat better hurry the hell up. I’m freezing up here.

Pharrell Williams

Hey, don’t worry Adam. I bet that cat’s getting everything in order, he’ll be out soon!

Pitbull

Excuse me, Mr. Williams… Is it just me, or do your team members appear to be missing?

Pharrell Williams

Oh yeah, they seem to have vanished… where did they go?

*Before anyone can say anything else, Meowth and HyperCam appear on stage.* Continue reading

The Question on Everyone’s Mind

News Posted on December 21, 2019December 21, 2019

*As soon as the crown gets hit by the MF like button’s attack, it flies off! HyperCam reverts back to his normal form!*

Mariya Takeuchi

I think we did it! The MF like button really did the trick!

DJ Professor K

I think so too, great job every-

*HyperCam and the crown start falling!*

Mariya Takeuchi

Oh no! Quick, somebody catch him!

The Calm

News Posted on December 19, 2019December 19, 2019

*The lights turn on inside the secret room where the crown is being held.*

Meowth

There it is, huh. Can’t believe we were asked to interview this thing. I’ve never been here before… I just wanted to take a moment to talk with you, HyperCam.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

o rly

Meowth

Yeah… I-I just can’t believe… That’s it. All the interviews are done. *sniff*

Unregistered HyperCam 2

wats teh matter mouth r u CRYING?

Meowth

No! There’s just something in my eye! It’s just… it went by so fast! I still remember the first interview like it was yesterday. Us talking to the Jack Bros. and then Mothman trying to rip my coin off of my head…

Unregistered HyperCam 2

uhhhh i think dat’s called trauma mewoth

Intergalactic Reunion

News Posted on December 17, 2019

Meowth

Hello and welcome to another interview! Today we’ll be talking to Pitbull and the Aliens and Men in Black! Both have been eliminated from the tournament for a while, so we thought it’d be nice to che-

Popoy

Man this sucks, we get eliminated from the tournament again and we still have to do these dumbass interviews?

Marcianito

yeah

Popoy

Just fucking get on with it already, we all know why you called both these teams here.

Pitbull

Calmados! We’re just here to talk about the tournament.

Agent J

Trust us, we ain’t happy about getting eliminated either… Right, H?

Howard

[…]

Glitch Machine – Missingno, Daft Punk and Pharrell Interview

News » Interviews Posted on December 14, 2019

Guy‑Manuel de Homem‑Christo

Hé, Thomas, tu sais pourquoi Miaouss nous a donné rendez-vous à la cuisine pour l’interview ? Ce n’est pas le mixeur qu’on affronte…

Thomas Bangalter

Aucune idée. Je sais qu’on affronte ce MissingNo. dont tout le monde parle, mais je ne sais pas pourquoi il veut nous rencontrer à la cuisine… La meilleure chose à faire, c’est d’y aller, après on verra…

*The robots enter the kitchen.*

HOBaRT

WRRRRRRRR!

Thomas Bangalter

Hi, HOBaRT!

Ultimate Interview of Ultimate Destiny

News » Interviews Posted on December 12, 2019

*The interview room is dark, Wobbuffet having been asked to stand by the light controls. Meowth and HyperCam sit in their usual spots. Meowth fiddles with his microphone in annoyance, and HyperCam sits happily waiting.*

Meowth

Uhh, HyperCam? Where are the interviewees? I thought you said Mr. Notwoodman finally approved of them…?

Unregistered HyperCam 2

uhhh i dunnoe

???

Psst, I thought I had to wait for your cue to come out?

Wob wobba!

???

Alright, then!

*Neil Cicierega bursts out from behind the interview backdrop, flipping into the chair!*

Wob!! *turns the lights from Off to Dim*

Unregistered HyperCam 2

neil ciciciregna intervirw waht!!11!1

A Historic Announcement

News Posted on December 12, 2019

Unregistered HyperCam 2

ok im recordn go

Dr. Robotnik

I APPEAR TODAY TO MAKE A HISTORIC ANNOUNCEMENT. HAKUKO IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING HUSBAND. THAT’S RIGHT, SHE TOOK HER HUMAN FUCKING CIRCULAR PINDES OUT AND SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING HUSBAND. AND SHE SAID HER PENGAUSE WAS “this big” AND I SAID “THAT’S UNCALLED FOR” SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MOJO DOT HIGHQUALITY DOT RIP. HAKUKO, YOU GOT A SMALL PEANDUZ, IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS PRRRRROMOTION MEDAL EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE’S WHAT MY PINGAS LOOKS LIKE! THAT’S RIGHT BABY, ALL USUAL, NO BEATS, NO MISSES. LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO HAIRBALLS AND A BONGO. SHE FUCKED MY HUSBAND, SO GUESS WHAT. I’M GONNA FUCK THE LOSERS’ BRACKET! THAT’S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET. MY SUPER LASER PISS! EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE LOSERS’ BRACKET. I’M GONNA GO HIGHER. I’M PISSING ON THE WINNERS’ BRACKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, WOODMAN??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?? I PISSED ON THE WINNERS’ BRACKET, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING TOURNAMENT TABLE! NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING INTERVIEW BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!!!!

Meowth

What the heck is going on over here?!

Unregistered HyperCam 2

lmao nuthn

*click!*

Monokuma Theater

News Posted on December 12, 2019December 12, 2019

Monokuma

So here’s the deal, you two- I’M going to broadcast this live, all across the world, so that everyone can see me- and YOU aren’t going to speak until I’m done, got it? If you cut me off, I’m going to be reaaaallly angry, and you don’t want to see me when I’m angry!!

Meowth

You’ve been bugging me for SO LONG about doing this- so you know what? Fine. Just don’t take too long, so we can get back to scheduled programming.

Monokuma

Oh, I promise I won’t take up toooo much of your time, puhuhuhu…