Geno – SiIvaGunner: King for Another Day Tournament MOJO!!

*On top of the roof at the Gaylord Hotel which has been decked out with a dancefloor, bar, and multiple places to lounge. Almost all of the contestants and a few guests are standing in front of an empty stage.*

Adam Levine

So, the hell are we standing around here for again?

Geno

Meowth requested all of us to be here Mr. Levine, don’t you remember?

Adam Levine

Oh yeah… well, the cat better hurry the hell up. I’m freezing up here.

Pharrell Williams

Hey, don’t worry Adam. I bet that cat’s getting everything in order, he’ll be out soon!

Pitbull

Excuse me, Mr. Williams… Is it just me, or do your team members appear to be missing?

Pharrell Williams

Oh yeah, they seem to have vanished… where did they go?

*Before anyone can say anything else, Meowth and HyperCam appear on stage.* Continue reading

What Nintendidn’t

News Posted on December 30, 2019

*A conference room in the Gaylord Hotel, before the semifinals.*

Bill Trinen

Alright everyone, Reggie will be here any second!

Wario

Waaaaaah, we already waited here long enough! You still have any donuts for the wait, stinky?

Geno

I do not think it is wise to ask this question to Mr. Trinen. It may lead to another circular argument.

Bill Trinen

Thank you, Geno, but I’ll let it slide for this one. Besides, you already ate them all, Wario.

Wario

WHAAAAAT?

McDonald’s is the Place to Rip

News Posted on December 18, 2019December 18, 2019

???

Hi, what can I get for you today?

Metal Ajit Pai

Hello! I would like one supersized Reese’s Cup McFlurry.

???

I’m sorry sir, we don’t sell Reese’s McFlurries.

Metal Ajit Pai

What? But I bought one here last week!

???

I’m sorry but it’s not something we serve.

Metal Ajit Pai

This is nutrageous! Get me your manager!

???

Yes sir.

*Moments later, an explosion can be heard.*

???

ice cream machine broke

Metal Ajit Pai

Understandable, have a good day.

Star Gazing

News Posted on December 11, 2019December 28, 2019

*Curly returns to her room after looking around for Quote. She decides to lay down on a nearby chair.*

Curly Brace

Hmm… Wonder where Quote is, I haven’t seen him since last night…

*The door to the room opens and Quote steps inside.*

Curly Brace

Quote!! Where have you been?! I was starting to get worried!!

Quote

…

Curly Brace

So, are you ready to go see the others by the studio for the nightwatch?

No One Wants to be Defeated

News Posted on December 9, 2019December 9, 2019

*Weird Al and Geno are outside the Gaylord, looking at the night sky.*

Well little buddy, the results of the next match should be out soon. If I lose to Johnny, I’ll be out of the tournament for good…

Geno

Do not worry, Al. I have no doubts that you will perform well in tomorrow’s bout. Bravo can make for quite the formidable opponent, but you’ve already demonstrated some truly impressive power yourself.

I just need to stay in this tournament. If I don’t…

First Round Losers’ Support Group

News Posted on December 5, 2019December 5, 2019

*Curly walks into the meeting room, holding Quote’s hand in tow. Marina, Pearl, Paruko, Agent J, Geno, Pitbull, and Eminem are already settled in.*

Quote

… [You feel content.]

Curly Brace

Hiya, guys! Are we late?

Marina

Oh, not at all, we were just about to start.

An Honorable Loss – Geno Interview

News » Interviews Posted on December 2, 2019

Unregistered HyperCam 2

hai evry1 do u no th puppet man bcause were gonna intervew him now

Meowth

…Yes. I hope this doesn’t go crazy… alright let’s get this over with. Geno, how… uh, how are you doing?

Geno

I’M GREAT THANK YOU FOR ASKING.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

woah geno u sound kinda weird u mayB shld get checkd out

Lunch Break – “Weird Al” Yankovic Reinterview

News » Interviews Posted on November 29, 2019November 29, 2019

Unregistered HyperCam 2

hey every1 were live from studio gunner cafeteria

Meowth

That’s right folks, behind us are where all of the competitors, guests, workers etc. have their lunch break.

Meowth

Now I SHOULD be on my lunch break right now, but thanks to the Wario Partners delaying their arrival, I’m behind schedule. Gotta make up for lost time by interviewing during lunch at the Gaylord Hotel Caféteria.