Tag: Jack &amp; Elmo

Hi, what can I get for you today?

Hello! I would like one supersized Reese’s Cup McFlurry.

I’m sorry sir, we don’t sell Reese’s McFlurries.

What? But I bought one here last week!

I’m sorry but it’s not something we serve.

This is nutrageous! Get me your manager!

Yes sir.

*Moments later, an explosion can be heard.*

ice cream machine broke

Understandable, have a good day.

You Don’t Know Jack

News Posted on December 14, 2019

*The Jack Bros. are walking down the hall after their loss to see Jack comforting Elmo.*

H-hey! C’mon now, Elmo. We did great together, and that’s something to be proud of!

B-but Jack… We didn’t win…

It doesn’t matter if we won or not, all that matters is if we had fun together, right? The fiery heart of a champion can’t be quenched by a failure or an embarrassment!

But… but…

*Jack Frost and Mothman walk up to them.*

Jack Frost

Hee-hey, there’s no need to be sad, ho!

How to Cheer Up A Loser

News Posted on December 12, 2019

*The studio in the middle of the night.*

Hakuko

Don-chan?

*Silence.*

Hakuko

Don-chan, come out… I know you’re somewhere around here.

*She hears quiet sobbing backstage. She sees Don-chan in a corner, lying down.* Continue reading

Dinner Under Pressure

News Posted on December 8, 2019December 10, 2019

*The dining hall.*

Solid Snake

…what is this?

Pitbull

Creepy pasta!

Eminem

What’s with the spooky theme? Is it fuckin’ Halloween now or somethin’?

No, silly! It’s pasta day!

Hey, watch your language…

Huh? Silly isn’t a bad word, Mr. Black!

…You’re right Elmo, my bad! Silly is an okay word to use… unlike some other words…

Eminem

…

The Crown of Destiny

News Posted on December 8, 2019December 8, 2019

It’s just another lunch break in the Gaylord cafeteria, and everyone’s got quite the appetite.

…and then Elmo said to Mr. Adam as he was leaving the hotel lobby, “It ain’t easy being Levine!”

Wario

WAAAHAHA! I hope the door didn’t hit him on the way out!

I would hope so…I took a look at his medical records and I don’t believe his insurance covers that…

Hey now, let’s not pile up on somebody when he’s not here to defend himself!

Waluigi

Waaaa…maybe he should have done better in the tournament then!

Hold that thought…I need to get a refill for my drink-

*Jack’s phone suddenly rings, and the “Take Off and Octagon” ringtone he just set on it reverberates throughout the cafeteria*

Hang on, I gotta take this. Elmo, you can keep these fellows company while I’m gone, right?

You can count on Elmo, Mr. Jack! Even more than the Count does!

Summoning Satan

News » Interviews Posted on December 7, 2019

Mr. Satan

Gwaaaaahahaaaaaa- oof! P-please Mr. Piccolo, I was only jokin’! I-it was just a prank bro, I swear!

Oh no, you’re not getting away this time. I spent a decade studying medicine just to be upstaged by some idiot in a bathrobe? Well I’m going to put that degree to use. I know exactly how the human body is constructed, and I know how to take it apart piece by piece! SAY GOODBYE, MR. SATAN!

Did somebody just call me?

Shit, someone’s coming.

Sounds like it came from over there.

Hmm, it’s that other doctor. But who’s he brought with him?

The Yappy Tournament’s Paragons of Magnificent Virtuoso

News » Interviews Posted on December 3, 2019

*The cafe, quite busy. Jack & Elmo are sitting at a table, training. A big shadow approaches them.*

Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, stop, stop, stop!