Tag: Nintendo Power

The Party – Part 3

News Posted on

Guy‑Manuel de Homem‑Christo

Thomas, je les ai trouvés.

Thomas Bangalter

Parfait. Alright, everyone, are you ready?

Pharrell Williams

Follow us, but don’t make any noise!

Mariya Takeuchi

Understood!

MissingNo.

…What are we doing again?

Mariya Takeuchi

I’m not sure exactly, just follow along!

Hakuko

I’ll be as sneaky as a mouse!

DJ Professor K

The squid girls just started jammin’ on the decks, that’ll be easier!

Dr. Robotnik

So, may I finally know what this ridiculous charade is about?

Don-chan

Shhhh, da-don!

Nico Nico

(」・ω・)」うー！(／・ω・)／にゃー！

*The 10 contestants follow Guy-Man in the crowd, and approach the Jazz Cats, unaware. Then, suddenly…* Continue reading “The Party – Part 3”

The Party – Part 1

News Posted on

*On top of the roof at the Gaylord Hotel which has been decked out with a dancefloor, bar, and multiple places to lounge. Almost all of the contestants and a few guests are standing in front of an empty stage.*
Adam Levine

So, the hell are we standing around here for again?

Geno

Meowth requested all of us to be here Mr. Levine, don’t you remember?

Adam Levine

Oh yeah… well, the cat better hurry the hell up. I’m freezing up here.

Pharrell Williams

Hey, don’t worry Adam. I bet that cat’s getting everything in order, he’ll be out soon!

Pitbull

Excuse me, Mr. Williams… Is it just me, or do your team members appear to be missing?

Pharrell Williams

Oh yeah, they seem to have vanished… where did they go?

*Before anyone can say anything else, Meowth and HyperCam appear on stage.* Continue reading “The Party – Part 1”

Unfinished Business

News Posted on

*Wario and Waluigi arrive at the conference room, noticing that nobody else has appeared yet.*
Wario

Eh?! What’s the deal here, I thought you said that meeting with those Nintendrones would be happening right now!

Waluigi

They should be here, I wrote down the meeting on this handkerchief!

*Waluigi pulls out a dirty old piece of paper from his pocket.*
Waluigi

See, it says “Meeting at Conference Room after KFAD win.”

*Wario starts to look a bit worried.*
Wario

Uhhhh…. Waluigi… how old is that note?

Waluigi

I’ve had it in my pocket since we came here, why are you asking?

*A slow, methodical thumping is heard coming towards the door.* Continue reading “Unfinished Business”

What Nintendidn’t

News Posted on

*A conference room in the Gaylord Hotel, before the semifinals.*
Bill Trinen

Alright everyone, Reggie will be here any second!

Wario

Waaaaaah, we already waited here long enough! You still have any donuts for the wait, stinky?

Geno

I do not think it is wise to ask this question to Mr. Trinen. It may lead to another circular argument.

Bill Trinen

Thank you, Geno, but I’ll let it slide for this one. Besides, you already ate them all, Wario.

Wario

WHAAAAAT?

Continue reading “What Nintendidn’t”

McDonald’s is the Place to Rip

News Posted on
???

Hi, what can I get for you today?

Metal Ajit Pai

Hello! I would like one supersized Reese’s Cup McFlurry.

???

I’m sorry sir, we don’t sell Reese’s McFlurries.

Metal Ajit Pai

What? But I bought one here last week!

???

I’m sorry but it’s not something we serve.

Metal Ajit Pai

This is nutrageous! Get me your manager!

???

Yes sir.

*Moments later, an explosion can be heard.*
???

ice cream machine broke

Metal Ajit Pai

Understandable, have a good day.

Continue reading “McDonald’s is the Place to Rip”

Why Does He Wear the Mask?

News Posted on

*Weird Al, Dr. Piccolo, and Reggie are outside of a plane, about to board. Weird Al gives a briefcase to Dr. Piccolo.*

Dr. Piccolo, I’m CIA.

*Reggie brings three men with hoods over their heads. One of them is very very fat.*
Reggie Fils-Aimé

He wasn’t alone.

Uh, you don’t get to bring friends.

Dr. Piccolo

They are not my friends…

Continue reading “Why Does He Wear the Mask?”

Old Friends Reunite – Nintendo Power and DJ Professor K Reinterview

News » Interviews Posted on
Unregistered HyperCam 2

hey gys welcom wer gona tlk with teh K man and th N men now

Meowth

(Cam that’s not what they’re…never mind.) Hello! Thanks for coming out again, and congratulations on winning your first matches!

Bill Trinen

Thank you!

Reggie Fils-Aimé

Always a pleasure.

DJ Professor K

Yeah!

Continue reading “Old Friends Reunite – Nintendo Power and DJ Professor K Reinterview”