VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR – HOBaRT Interview

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haldo viewrs, 2day we r holdign n intervew with h0bart, teh epic mixin machine. ive been lookign 4ward 2 dis interview meowth, i cant w8 2 talk with teh legend himself XP

Meowth

…uhh, that’s right, today we’re interviewing HOBaRT. The mixer. Except he doesn’t seem to be here right now.

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did u check teh kitchen

Meowth

Not yet, but how mobile can a half-ton mixer be? That guy doesn’t even have legs. (Is HOBaRT even a guy?)

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w8… do u hear smth… it sounds liek… some1 shoutign “yeah” over n over rlly loudly…

Meowth

Yeah… I hear a cart rolling too, and it sounds like it’s getting closer…

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HOBaRT

Looking for the perfect contestant to stir things up a little bit? No problem! Our state of the art Hyper Operative Baking and Ripping Technology, or “HOBaRT” for short, comes straight from Australia with the power and durability to mix both the toughest doughs and the highest quality rips. Built to withstand any challenge that comes its way — HOBaRT is unstoppable.

  • Sources
  • Rips featuring music related to or from Australia
  • Rips featuring cooking or food-related music
  • Rips featuring Hobart
  • Rips featuring music by Lil Jon
  • Examples
  • Cooking by the Book (LazyTown), songs from Cooking Mama
  • Down Under by Men at Work, music from Crash Bandicoot
  • Hobart Drive by Jerry Galeries
Illustration: Coach (@CoachArt_)